"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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