Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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