idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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