found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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