there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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