Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
then he tried to convert me to islam
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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