idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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