4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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