Can i not drive my cunt home
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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