Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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