And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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