I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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