My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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