i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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