maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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