Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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