Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
