i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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