Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
