he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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