didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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