ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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