Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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