ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Randomize
