But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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