That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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