We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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