But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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