there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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