the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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