I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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