I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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