P.S. I can't hear my feet
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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