Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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