rhymes with "ouble enetration"
there was a trapeze. enough said
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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