We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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