Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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