If that was your dad, he is hot
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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