Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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