We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so let's talk penis.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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