I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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