Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
40s are totally the cure
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
