butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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