i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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