what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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