She announced her abortion via fbk
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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