I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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