Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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