Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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