okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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